Sure, we’ve all wanted to be the Caped Crusader, but would any of us actually have the gumption to do it?

If you’re a criminal in Seattle you better watch your back. A group of real life superheroes calling themselves the Rain City Superheroes has taken to the streets to combat gangsters, thieves and ne’er-do-wells.

Led by 22-year old Phoenix Jones, they patrol the seedier parts of town looking for trouble. On this particular night they found nothing more than a drunk driver, but on many occasions he has actually been injured “on the job”. He’s been stabbed as well as having his nose broken while breaking up a fight.

Phoenix wears a full suit which he claims is bullet and knife proof. So if you’re planning a 7-Eleven heist or a bank robbery and you find yourself in the Emerald City, you better think twice. You may just have a big dude in a yellow and black leather suit pouncing on you.

They kind of remind me of Connor & Murphy (and to a lesser extent Rocko) from The Boondock Saints. I’ve personally always wanted to do what they do…but for now I’ll leave it up to this bad ass.

Supposedly this brawl inside Denny’s restaurant in Chicopee, Massachusetts all took place because one girl leaned over to the next table asking for some maple syrup. The response, “Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me.” That may not have been the best thing to say to this hungry gal. After getting turned down she felt the need to let the beat down.

I’m starting to get a bit squimish over all these fighting video that have been popping up and going viral. You can even hear someone in the background saying “YouTube it.” If people think this sort of thing is going to make them “popular” then they do it more and more. It sort of astounds me that none of the patrons really stepped in to stop this.

During a slow game the heat on the sidelines can quickly become more entertaining then what is happening on the field. Here are the best examples of mascots getting it on MMA style…no matter how unnatural it seems.

Indian’s Slider vs. the Red’s Gapper

He gives him a nice little thumping towards the end.

Southern Miss’s Seymour the Eagle vs. Alabama’s Big Al

It’s a bit long and pretty staged but impressive nonetheless.

Eagle vs. Chicken

But then a weird thing happens…a frog jumps in…and then a dog?!?

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