15 Best Homer Simpson Quotes On Beer

March 24, 2011 - 9:24 am | Add Comments

We all love beer and we all love Homer Simpson. So why not get some advice from one of the most lovable drunks this side of Norm Peterson. Homer has had quite a few seasoned years as a “professional” drinker, and throughout those years he’s garnered a more than his fair share of knowledge on the subject.

As if we needed more reasons to knock back a cold one. Here are the best quotes from Mr. Homer J Simpson on the subject. So head over to the fridge, grab a can, pull off your pants, land your ass on the couch and take in the wisdom from this wise man.

15.) “I like my beer cold … my TV loud … and my homosexuals flaming.”

14.) “Ah, the college roadtrip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?”

13.) “When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!”

12.) “Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs.”

11.) “Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose : it’s how drunk you get.”

10.) “Asleep at the switch? I wasn’t asleep, I was drunk.”

9.) “Marge send the kids to the neighbors. I’m coming home loaded.”

8.) “I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”

7.) “Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.”

6.) “A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!”

5.) “Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.”

4.) “All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.”

3.) “Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.”

2.) “Homer no function beer well without.”

1.) “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

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